Stress stress

Aaahhh...What a week..Sorry people I havent updated my bloggy for quite some time..Alot of things happening.First of all..the paling sakit hati one...My computer monitor kong!NOOOOOOOOO!Such a right timing..I was finding stuff for my assignment at that time and the lauyar monitor ko-ed.Deng!And i like have to pass up my assignment next next day!!Arrgh!I need the printerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAH!I need to type assignment,i need to type type my english presentation outline!I need to find info for my assignment!!!!!YOH!ISH!Seela..so handicapped without the computer!Zzzzz........Must be my bro play too much of 'world of warcraft' already.Kesian my bro...He's like so bored without his Warcraft game.All he does is sleep,eat,sleep..and walk around the living room.LOL!
Then yesterday was my coursework..but unfortunately...college tarak electricity!Muahaha..canceled!But that means more work for me next week.Next week=3 coursework,1 presentation and assignment due.*sighs......
Wooopsie...Gotta chaoz..Time to go back to my house.

Signing off,from rachels's housey.
Miss Lili~

deep in thought

The things I see the things I hear,
I wonder If I can bear ever to hear,
The truth that lies in every word,
It makes me wonder and ponder.

Gossips and stories,
Are they always true?
Judging people by what they hear,
Is that a right thing to do?

I only follow the whispers of my heart,
And ask wisdom from God on high,
For He can only show the truth,
So there's no need for me to think anymore.

Though Im confused,
With questions in my head,
Follow my heart,
Thats what I will do.

So all I have to say,
Is that I trust in you,
No matter what happens,
I will stand by you.

Drama for the day..Deep in thought ~meha meha~ BLUEKS!

Miss Lili.

YA conference

Hmm...I was suppose to blog about this long time ago,but I was waiting for my official papparazzi to cetak the pictures.Haha!Okays ...so Im just gonna cerita abit about the Youth Alive 'times up' conference that was held at Glad Tidings PJ on 3rd June 2006.The conference started at 8 something(I think.Cant remember.) till around 4.30pm.The conference was divided into 4 sessions.The 1st session,Pastor Ong Sek Liang from my churchy shared.Man..we were all so so darn sleepy.May Shyen was tired until her eyes were like reddish.Then for the next few sessions different speakers spoke.But all of us suddenly woke up when Pastor Clement Wong spoke.My..he is the funniest and hillarious speaker I have ever met.Wonderful speaker.
Then at night,there was a concert.So we stayed on until the concert started.At the conference I met alot of my friends.First of all was Clifford,my senior from my high school.Then next was my YA forum friend,Jeshua,who was sitting in front of me.I recognise him but I wasnt sure whether it was really him as I havent seen him face to face before.Such a coinsidence.So when they asked us to shake people's hands,we like shoke and went like "Hi.At last we met.Didnt dare to greet each other,in case we got the wrong person.Haha!"..........LOL!Then there was the lunch session.......

Yummy yummylicious.Here goes May Shyen with her sexy mouth attacking the food.*slurp.So cute.HAHA!












Me.Looking up to heaven and talking to God.Receiving phrophesy!LOL!Nola weh....I was just looking up talking to someone.












After receiving the phrophesy,I got very excited.GO GO GO!Yippeeeeee!Giving semangat to someone.Haha!Check out my hand movement weh...Ganas!Extra speed.










Not only did I get excited,Wendee aka Ahma was hyper.Super duper hyper!Look at her!Really must send her to Tanjung Rambutan.I think someone masukkkan pill highness in her lunch.LMAO!Eh no wait!She looks as if someone going to rogol her.But why is she so happy when she gona kena rogol?Swt!HAHAHA!






I'm the time keeper.See all the depressed people waiting for time to pass by.Rachew is gonna burst into tears soon.Aha!











OK.That was lunch break.Now here goes conferencing.......

Rachew with my water bottle.Sip sip.Very upclose indeed.Nice picture.








Michelle in the pink shirt,sleeping..May Shyen,on the way to dreamland already..Me,biting my fingers,concentrating very hard for whats for dinner(HAHA!)...Rachew,tengah garu something...Wendee,Missing when terfikir about Wingyew!...........HAHAHA!Semua ada aktiviti sendiri.













Rachew terfikir about mr guitarist untill tersengih-sengih.Hmmm...whats on her mind?Sure imagine bukan bukan.LOL!
















During break time..........
Getting ready to posey for a snap,but Rachew sudah ready with her posy.Me and May Shyen still halfway dreaming.











We had to like retake 3 times because everytime we ended up lauhging instead of snapping a picture.After the 3rd time we finally snapped a nice one.

Rachew,Lili and May Shyen.













Hmm...Weird picture with weird expressions.?_?
Rachew macam merajuk.MAY Shyen pun sama.Me?I look as if I just got a letter to move out from the house!LOL!










Anyway that was it.The conference.By the time the concert habis(actually we left earlier) we were all half dead.Thats it for now.

Signing off,with backache.
Miss Lili.

dating skills and rubbishes

Yesh I'm back at last.Sorry pembaca pembaca sekalian for not updating my bloggy for quite a long time.Lazyla..And I dont have anything interesting to blog about.My chatbox also no one wanna comment anything already.So let brighten things up.Lets start with a day of english lecture in my english tutorial.Ms. Karithiyan,the english lecturer was lecturing us about Public speaking.Facial expressions,body language..all was part of it.

Ms.Kari:(asks the whole class)Have you guys been on a date before?(points at someone)You?...you?...you?
Every single person she asks says NO except for one girl who was neither shaking nor nodding her head.

Ms kari:Ok..so looks like there's only 1 honest person here.Ok...when you go on a date,where do you usually sit?
Boy:On the chairla....

Everyone laughs out loudly.
Ms.Kari:(covers head)..Ahyo...of coursela seat on the chair.For the 1st date if u go to the lake then different story la.But what i meant is,do you sit opposite or side or behind ur date.AHYO!Ok..let say you sit opposite,what do you usually see your date doing?
Girl:erm...talkinglo..(sweeps her hair behind her ear when she says this)
Ms kari:I knowla talk.Ayo!Smartla you guys.AH HAH!She just did that!Did u see her sweep her hair.Why do you think people on a date will do that,whether a guy or girl?
Girl2:Too pai leng so that more lengui or leng zhai.Eh no to attrack attention.
Ms kari:Aaah...yes to attrack attention to their face.You seela...no need to sweep also sweep.Somemore if hair tied up also sweep.Guys pulak,no hair also sweep their bald head.

Then the whole class bursts into laughter.
Man I love English,only for this sem la..Thank God for such a hillarious lecturer.

Then during a lecture session(macroeconomics).......I call him C.C. cos he is ahponn abit.
Mr C.C:Unemployment happens everywhere in the world.And there are many catogies of people in unemployment.For example you see housewifes.They sit at home...and do nothing.Only know how to shake legs.And there are retirees.Rubbish.All got nothing else to do.
Then suddenly........
Boy:(shouts from where he is sitting)Excuse me sir.My dad is a retiree.So you are saying he's rubbish la hah!
The whole lecture hall bursts into laughter.LMAO!That was a good one.

Yay I love this sem!

Time for bola..huahua.BYE!
Miss Lili.

Team Spirit

Yipee..Its been a long time since I updated my bloggy.At last I had something to blog about now.Here goes..
Last Saturday,ISCA had a games event called Team Spirit 2(continuation from Team Spirit 1)..We suppose to start at 9am,but of course being Malaysians 9am means 10am.LOL!We had to gather in the seksyen 5 Wangsa Maju school padang.Oh my...it was SOSOSOSOOOO HOT!We were divided into 6 groups.And as usual,I always kena lantik jadi group leader.ISH!But after 2 games,I curi tulang and went missing from my group!Muahahaha!The 1st games was called..erm...'Baywatch Run' i think.One person was to sit at the other end of the field with a water bottle on his/her head.The other members were suppose to take a cup and run to him/her and fill the bottle.Whoever fills the bottle until it is full the fastest will win.But of course its not as simple as that.Each person,before running,will have to point their finger on the ground and turn around 5 times and then run.Gosh.,.the running part was so funny.Everyone was like running left right left right after that dizzy turn.And most of us ended up pouring water on the fellas head(because he had to hold the bottle on his head) instead of in the bottle.HAHAH!
The second game was the most pathetic but fun.Four person from each group had to wear stockings,ladies stokings with an egg in it.Then we were all running around with the egg on our head.We had to run around smashing other people's egg.So gross.And my friend told me the egg was like..2 weeks old?*yeeee....Dont know whether thats true.HAHA!
Anyways we had lunch at around 12 something.Then had meeting with pastor Caleb for 45 minutes.Talk talk talk...After that they had dont know what mummy game.I think they were wrapping one member with tissue paper all over the body.I wasnt there to join the fun.I was berboraking with a few people in the canteen.In the canteen Kee Aun was showing us the BGR Forum leaflet that will be going on on 25th June.The title of the forum was"Boy meets Girl"..Hmm..I was just asking them why it was boy meets girl and not girl meets boy...Or why not boy meets girl simultineously?Haha..yesh.I like to ask alot of questions.Yipee!After that we saw something interesting going on...Wateeeeeerr splashing timeeeee!!!!!YAYYYY!Its always fun to get wet.
Anyway here goes some pictures.....>>


The tai kar jie,game organizer,Jess Ho..Speaking on the loud speaker."ok people.Lets shut up and get started!gogogogo!" LOL!Kesian Leonard standing there.LOL!











Here goes three donkeys in the field.Eh wait...I see one monkey with a tail in the middle..*scratches head* and he wears a hanky?WOW!HAHA~ weeeee looks like he's enjoying the sight of that monkey.Go monkey!












And here we are with the stokings on our head.Jimi behind me plans to squash the egg...and my brains too.*cover cover*We look like some perompak,planning to steal the school..erm...toilet bowl?Hahahaha...Anyway,Sirn Loong managed to smack my egg,and i had egg all over my head.Nooooooooooooo!I smelled like egg for one whole day.*sigh..Next time must bring dettol.





My three cell members plus one penceroboh at the far right.They enjoy being banggali's with stoking turbans.LMAO!












My cell member,tengah siram pokok bunga.He looks like he's enjoying it very muchie!In his head "Pokok oh pokok.Berbungalah dengan banyak dan mekar sekali!"















Anyways,we ended at around 3.30pm.After that some of them stayed back and played football.I wanted to attend saturday service so me left earlier.Then went to weeeee's house to mandi.Rach was admiring his house upstairs .."waa...so spacious!"...Hahah..."Why no fan one?"...swt..Weeeee,you have to give her an answer for that.And his house is very very quiet.Then after that his mom cooked,what me and Rach calls,the slurpee mee(because the 'slurrp' sound comes out when we eat that mee.Yummy...then the neighbour was like playing the makarina song at least 3 times i think.Zzzzz......Then after that we went service.In servise I was sleeping+dreaming...haha..ops..repent repent.Then after that was YA campus cell meeting..Sleeepppppyyyyyyy...................

Oh k..thats it.Lazy to tell you anymore stuff already.Haha!Chaoz peeps!

Signing off,
Miss Lili

laporan kajian-lecturer

Okok as I have promised,I'm back now with my laporan kajian about my other lecturers.Hmmmmm.....My Quantitative Studies is the best so far.He is quite elderly.I can see it from his grey hair.He looks quite strict,but he teaches very well.He can explain very well.He is definitely better than my Business Stat lecturer last sem.That BS lecturer just makes me blur and blur each time she lectures.HAHA!Her pronunciation sucks.Lorry becomes 'lolly'.Oh my!Dice becomes 'die'..Waa!She dont like us iz it?LOL!No mentioning names of course.Next up is my Business Information System and Application.Hmm...She is another lecturer that has another syndrome.She lectures as if we are tadika kids weh!Swt swt!Let me tell you what syndrome she has.She has the tendency to say the sentence "Yes Or No?" and "Right or not?" GOOSSH!ITS SO IRRITATINGLAAAAAA!Urgghh!She says like 4 "Yes or no?'s" in 2 minutes(I timed it by the way)..So its like every sentences of hers has that sentence..We can like meramal when she's gonna say it again.I think she says like...50 "Yes or No?'s" in an hour.That means 100 in 2 hours.Walao!*shakes head*.Everytime we have her lectures,phobia weh!So next time if you hear me saying that yes and no's way too much,you know where it comes from.HAHA!Her English.No komen!Anyway,thats the end of my laporan.I have nothing else to say.I rest my case.

Disediakan oleh,
Miss Lili.

2nd sem,same friends,interesting lecturers.

Yay!2nd sem has finally started.After three weeks of holiday,I finally get to meet all my friends again.Now all the lecturer that is teaching us are all different from 1st sem's lecturer.For the 1st sem.it was all female lecturers.Now for this sem,only one of the lecturer is a female.Hmm..But on thing about the male lecturer's>their handwriting is soooo"NICE".Yes,that's right.So"nice"(you know what I mean.*giggles*)One of the lecturer is sooo darn boring.And he talks so darn slow.And we get so darn bored!zzz...He looks a lil nerdy and I think he needs to go to'Yun Nam hair care'..AHAHAH!He looks kinda strict to me.His name is Scott.So my friend calls him"Baldy Scotty".LMAO!Hmmm..Aaaah!Before I forget.My macroeconomics lecturer has too much estrogen in him.LOL!In other words,he is pondanish abit.Actually not abit,ALOT!He reminds me of Chef.Wan.Yes,that chef!This too-much-estrogen-in-him lecturer is so entertaining.He likes to laugh alot.And he memang syok sendiri weh.Sikit sikit laugh..then he makes us laugh..And you know why we laugh?Not because he jokes alot,because he has a weird laugh!AHAHAH!OKOK...cool cool..*pant pant*Then he talks with a kind of slang,the girlish boyish slang that makes people wanna laugh even more.And he has a big stomach!!Woohho...swt swt~..Anyway I have two more lecturers to kaji.So,thats all for now.I shall be back to report my kajian.Muahah!Chaoz!

signing off,
Miss Lili,another tarcian~

Code Broken;At Mid Valley

By the title you can roughly guess what movie I just watched.Yes!It's The Da Vinci Code.Yesterday,my mass call committee members plus our head went to Mid Valley to watch a movie,which was the show I just stated.Since we worked so hard for the mass call day at TARC,my head decided to belanja us for the movie ticket.Aaahh....How kind of him.Actually all the people in the SWC committee are kind,funny and bubbly.
In the morning,I had to practice my driving so my mom suggested I drive to the LRT station.HAHAHA....I have nothing to say about that,but the car was actually quite nice to drive(better than the driving school car.Duh...).In the LRT,there were only two person;me and an aunty.That's the good thing about taking the train from the 1st station(terminal putra),and you get to sit down.I stopped at KL sentral and met my friend to take the KTM together.At KL Sentral,my friend told me her handphone battery ko-ed.So she charged it at a handphone shop.Swt....it cost her 5 Bucks.Just for 15 minutes.*smacks forehead*.Then we took the KTM to Mid Valley.We met up with the others at 12pm.
While waiting for another friend to come,we dropped by a snack shop and curi makan the testers that were available.HAHA!And we didn't buy any of it.We only tasted it because we were just tooooooo hungry.*pai sieh,pai sieh*.After that friend finally reached(pooof...at last!), we had lunch at Long John Silver's.After eating we almost dozed off because we were all too full.So before we really doze off,we headed to the cinema.It was the 3.30pm movie.The teater was SO SO SO SO DARN COLD!Crap....No one was there was free to keep me warm!*sobs*...And my friends beside me were happily covering themselves with their jacket(But they were still shivering even with the jacket.So you can imagine how I felt.)My friend tried pinching me to keep me warm,but it didnt work.LOL!The movie was a long movie,around 2 hours 30 minutes.So had to suffer in coldness for that long.By the time the movie finished,we were all rushing to the toilet.Heeheee....
After the movie,we hang kai-ed for a while.Then we became"'keh poh chi's".It started out like this.My friend's boyfriend met up with her after the movie to accompany her back home.So we were all walking like one big gang.Then me and my friend,Christina had a lil conversation;

Chris:Eh eh...we become light bulb again.Somemore so many light bulbs here.Very pai sieh la...
Lili:Why u ask me pulak.Not our fault ma..He want to come teman her,his wish la.Light bulb a while only la..they wanna chao already.
Chris:I think they wanna hold hands but dont dare because there's so many light bulbs around weh..Haha..You wait and see,sure later when they chao then hold one.
Lili:Hahah...whatever..

So after a while it was time for the pasangan to chao.So we said bye bye and.....here goes the busybodies.All five of us,if not mistaken,looked down from the centre court balcony and watched them go down the escalator.And here goes our conversation;

Chris:see...seee...wait wait...eh..faster hold la..!
Brian:Sabarla...You wait a while sure they will hold one.We must be out of sight 1st.
Lili:Waa...we all memang keh poh chi's ah...HAHA!

Then they suddenly turn back because they went to the wrong door.And guess what?All the busybodies were running accross here and there and looking down to see which way they were going.Aduh!We were like some jakuns that never see people holding hands before.LMAO!We saw them walking from that door towards centre court.This time.....they were holding hands,at last.

Brian:LALALA....at last they hold...next time must bring camera..3 times zoom.
Chris:eh nola...8 times zoom better.Then can zoom at their hands.
Brian:8 times zoom lagi keng.Can zoom until the bulu tangan also can see.HAHAHA!

After the drama,we decided to go home.On the way home,I started to feel lethargic.Bad sign.It means I'm gonna fall sick.Well,it was true after all.In the LRT I started to feel chilly and weak.By the time I went home,I was down with fever.Must be the side effects of the 2 days of orientation at TARC.Then later at night,Jireh sms-ed me to call ISCA members about the YA Conference.ISK!I'm sickla....*bangs head on the table*Ask me to call people somemore.Aih!Since it was urgent,I had no choice.So I picked up the phone and called 3 people.I was actually sleeping and talking and the same time.My energy level was...KO KO KO.After I made the phone call,I took my medication and dropped dead on the bed.Aaah!What a relief!My bed!!!

It was a great day(minus the fever).The movie was ok.Not to say superbly nice and not to say super dissapointing.The book was better though.That's it for now.Chaoz!

Signing off,Miss Lili(minus the fever.Heheee!)

TARC Orientation

22nd May
5AM:Woke up and wash up.3 friends of mine stayed over at my house(They stay very the far leh..pity them if they wanna travel so early in the morning).We had to be at the college hall by 6AM.Imagine 6AM!Thats like my sleeping time,when I'm enjoying my dreamland.All of us wore black,with a scarf(which was quite aunty looking) around our collor.Haha..wore it for 2 days.I think it will stink like mad if I wore it for another day.They gave us bun for breakfast and chap fann for lunch...Yee!During the morning it was quite tiring because there was like so many people.I took care of the special counter.People who forgot to bring their offer letter comes to my counter to redeem their orientation pack.The line was terribly long(Why do people forget to bring the letter when it is already stated clearly in the letter to bring it on the orientation day?!Hish!).We had 2 sessions today.The morning one was for the SOT(people who study here are people who go sot sot tei everyday.LOL!jk jk...) and SSSH.The afternoon one was for SPUS.Sorry,I lazy to type the long names for the schools.My job was to jaga the special counter and make sure all the course repesentative are there to bring the freshies to their respective lecture halls.Walking was.....Tiring!Furthermore I was wearing like...High heels???????And guess what?My heels patah in the morning,even before the orientation started.NOO!!!!!SWT!When I took out the shoes,there was like lines,red lines all over my foot.Whoever invented heels,really"smart"....I met my church friend,Sirn Loong when he was on the way out from the hall.We were smsing each other while the vip's were making their speechess.Heehee..The afternoon session was not so tiring.After taking care of the counter,we went to the VIP room above the college hall and berbual-bual.My head department is very nice and funny.All of us could get along very well with him and the other committee members.A friend of mine were comparing height with her guy friend.Who taller?Me or him?Swt..Then we were all chatting about "ah kwas"..HAHA!YES,ah kwas...Then he was like telling us his MRSM stories.Apparently the students didn't really liked the principle,so a big bunch of them carried her car and shifted it onto the canteen table!LOOOOL!.........That is like....superb!I can imagine what the principle will do to punish them.Tsk tsk!Anyway,by the time we reach home,it was like 5pm+.We were dead tired so we hopped on to bed at around 10.30pm.

23rd May
5.20AM:Woke up and got ready to go to college again.This time we had to be there at 6.30am.Half an hour later.Zzzzzz....Still in my sleeping mode.Today,same duty.Boriiiiiiiinggggg!Actually the boring part was just the waiting.Today was the orientation for the Business school.OMG!Accounting was such a big course.All together there were 1018 students for Diploma in Accounting.SWT!January intake was only like...200+?Wooot...So many people made speechess,I think the freshies were sleeping most of the time.From the VIP room,I can see handphone lights all over the college hall.HAH!Looks like they found something else to entertain themselves>sms.I met alot of my friends today also(Eg:: jess ho,wen dee,and school friends.Must thank me for mentioning your names weh!HAHA!) In the VIP room,me and my friends were learning a little bit of the 'cha cha cha dance' from a friend of mine who was practising.Hmhm!Very sexy dance weh!Most of the time we were chatting with the other senior committee members.Very friendly people.And'siao' too.The most tak puas hati part about today is..three course rept were missing.So I had like to call here and there to find helpers to help.I wasted like 2 bucks on calling here and there for someone.In the end,me and my two friends had to take over as penjaga for that 3 particular course.Ish!I could have gone back earlier if not because of this.*sigh...So we ended the day at around 4pm.While waiting for my mom,I dropped by the accounting course to check out.Oh my..they were still interviewing course rept's!

It was fun helping in the mass call.Even though it was tiring,at least we had fun doing things and mixing around with new people.I'm sure I wanna do it again!Yipeee....Thats all for now.And welcome to TARC ,for those freshies reading my bloggy that is studying there now.Heeheee...

zzzz...signing off.....zzzz
*Miss Lili*

Hard Work!*sweats..*

My hands are red in colour now,like a tomato.My finger tips are..so..pain.The skin is peeling a little.There are scratches all over my hands and legs.My knee..'blueblack'.Why?It's been a long time since I've worked so hard.TARC May intake freshies are having their mass call day next monday(22May) and tuesday(23 May).And guess what?I'm in the Mass call committee!Darn!This is what I have to do to collect credit hours so that I can graduate.So today was hard work all day.And guess what?We had to pack 6000+ orientation kits!!!!!!!!SWT!Well,they must really thank us for spending the whole day in college packing those stuff.It ain't easy.We started at 12pm,ended at 6pm.You should have seen how fast we were going.It was like our hands were going 120km/j.LOL!Good way to exercise our arms though.By the time we finish,we were half dead.Our hands and legs were tired,hands because of the 'keng' speed and legs, because of sitting too long.Brains?Definitely still working.Eyes?Gonna KO soon.
And there were some people from the army practising at the college.(of all places,why choose TARC?Hmm...).During their lunch time,I could smell curry chicken from the place where we were packing..*drools...I'm still wondering why they were there..
After all the packing was done,the SWC head was so kind.She came to us and went like
"So now you know how hard it is to be a member of the committee.Come come.Let me massage you.You sit one line then massage each otherla."

Wow....And she did massaged me...deng..it was so comfortable when she was massaging me.Now I don't need to go to Thai..HAHA!After that I found out that she was a housemate of another of my friend who is also a sub-com for mass call.It shocked me when I found out she was her roommate.Wow...it must be 'keng' to be a housemate for the swc head.Wossh.I went like
"HAR?SHE is your housemate?Ng May hwa your housemate...really?"
That time may hwa was actually behind me.So she looked at me and said
"ya?ya?oh ya...yesla..she is my housemate.."
I went like "OOOO...ooooooooh....OOhhh......"
SHE went like "oooohhhhh...ya..ooooaOOH!"...
LOL!..Then the other people in the room went "OoOoO.." too...

Anyway after that had to balik fast fast because had to go for practise for servise.Dancing again.But I couldnt grip my tamborine properly as my fingers were pain..Haih...So to relieve my pain,I went back and ate...chicken pie and campbell mushroom soup!!!!Yipeee!!!*wink wink*.Takyahla jealous....LOL.
So now I'm blogging about this.And I dropped by Ai Cheng's blog and saw the "zoo" she made from characters which was actually....US!And the "zoo" owner was a baboon.Tsk tsk..Pity!Haahaaa!
And I dropped by Weee's blog.Erm...It was discusting.All his ABC theory.H=help myself from terkena jangkitan wee's poo poo...AHAHAHA!LOL!Jk jk....
Ok.That's it for now.I have to go college tomorrow for...I dont- know- what.Chaoz!

Signing off,Miss Lili.

L=lembu,P=pro

Ignore the title.HAHA!Its just something you don't have to believe.Today aku sudah pass I punye driving test!YEEhaaaa!!I spended 7 hours at the test.Most of it was because of waiting.I was considered lucky because I finished quite early.Some of them were just starting when I finished taking my results.I got a lady JPJ tester.Yipee!She was happily singing in the car when she was testing me...SWT!HAHAHAHA!She buka the radio begitu kuat sekali..then nyanyi begitu 'soong' sekali.I pulak,tension...LOL!Anyway,she wasn't fierce,although she looks like one fierce lady.But it was better than getting a man tester.They look even scarier,especially those with 'misai'.zzzzzz.......
The road test was..crappy.My engine died-ed 2 times,once at the traffic light,once going up a slope(thanks to me for not changing to 1st gear*_*").Well,the tester was kind enough for not failing me(thanks for God's grace too!)She only scolded me."AMOI!"..*pant pant*..The bukit was fine.Although the car I drove a lausy car.I released the clutch slowly,but the car still jerks like crazy.Parking an d 3 point turn,tarak masalah.None of the tiangs dropped down.keke...
So after all was done,I had to wait another round for my results.AIH.
Waiting is boring...Halfway waiting i realised I forgot to take some slip from the JpJ tester jaga-ing the parking lot.So I had to climb up and down the stairs to him.When I reached there,a few of his friends were there.They went like.."Apasal begitu lama ni..dah lama ready dah..Aduh..panas ya?"....haha...I went "Yaya..sorry,I pergi tandas.oh ya.PANASSSSSSS!"...So they weren't that fierce after all!!LOL!But they look kinda...ham sap?????AHAHAHAH!Nono...jk jk!
Anyway,applying for my P soon..For now I have to pass my mom's test.So that she can let me drive ALONE without getting a heart attack.SWT....Till then,I have to bear with all the tension when they are in the car with me..hhm...So for those who wanna test my driving,you have to 'sabar' ya..KEkekeke....Thats all for now.Buhbyeeees!

Signing off,P=pelajar baru...
Miss Lili

Jokes

A mental hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office."Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.""Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

Only found in America
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."


A blind man vists the state of Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

*Taken from some website*

Signing off,
Miss Lili

~One Day Sales~

Today I spended my day by helping my sister and her friend at the flee market at Mont Kiara Plaze.There's like a round fountain in the middle of the plaza and all the shops surrounded this fountain.Its a very nice place.Gosh..the houses around there memang..speechless....rich man's area.I see the houses also..I dont dare to pass by!HAHA!Okay,anyway....You must be wondering what my sis and her friend were selling...They were selling>>cakes and muffins!!!!!!!Among the types of cakes they sold were>>chocolate cake with choc fudge icing,chocolate cake with peppermint icing,italian cream cheese cake,orang cream cheese cake,chicken pie,carrot walnut muffin,bluebery cheese cake and lots more.I can't remember the names.Too canggih-fied.We left the house at 8 am something.The moment we reached there,someone came and buy the blueberry cheese cake.LOL!There was some kind of event going on today,I think its some kind of dance performance.So I saw some of the dancers practising.And our lot was like near the stage,so it was kinda bursting loud!SWT...So if I "HAR?" alot when I'm talking to you guys,you know whyla haa...
It was kinda hot so the cake was like melting abit,I meant the icing.Sorry..its not logical for the cake to melt!AHAHA!The muffin was very'laku'..and the choc cake with peppermint icing too.Plus the chicken pie.But business was abit slow today because there weren't much people.I think it must be the long weekend.Then there was one lady.She was so darn akksy(sorry i dont know how to spell.Put it in other words'action'.).She tried our sampel cake and said 'The cake not very smooth ya.I make cakes too and mine are all smooth.Okla i take this one.Since I try already.SO pai sieh.I just buy to entertain you!).....SWT...deng...JUST TO ENTERTAIN US???Lameness?I knowla you very action,pandai make cake.Say pai sieh, then dont try la!AHYO!And you know why the cake isn't smooth?Because the cake contains coconutla wweehhh!!!!!!!!YOH!Ladey!Some people are just like that.*shakes head*.
Around 12 something,the event started.The 1st activity was a mother daughter look alike competition.The mothers with their daughters had like a yoga session.Hmm....The yoga song was kinda creepy.Its like a yoga meditation song..*shivers*.VERY eerie..After that they had some performance from a dance studio.It was kinda cool.Some kids and youngsters took turns to perform hip hop dance.Man,the kids that danced the hiphop were sooo So cute!
At around 1 something my parents came to visit us and check out how we were doing.Slow....www..ww.....and too many extra cakes.Since it was slow ,me decided to come back.So here I am blogging about this.It was a good experience,but its very tedious especially preparing the stuff and baking it(although..i wasnt the one who did all that.)..
That's all for now.I'm signing off to watch "when a stranger calls".

Signing off
Miss Lili

Happy The Wacky The duddly Day

Today I went to Sungei Wang Plaze and Times Square,at last.Its been a long time since I visited the 'ah lian' place.It's been a long time since I visited sg wang,but I can see that sg wang still remains the same 'ah lian' ground.LOL!Not to say that everyone that goes there becomes or is an 'ah lian' though.I don't buy 'ah lian' clothes okay!!!*sticks out tongue*Don't believe me come and see my sis and my closet.Guarentee no 'ah lian' ones.If there are any 'ah lian' ones,that means my mom must have thrown it into the closet to use as a rag.Yes,that's right!RAG!Even old underwears become rags in my house..(ok,pretend u didn't read that.*opss...).Okok,so I went sg wang with my school close friends.I have close friends all over.So don't ask me how many I have.
Since stupid Rapid KL change routes,it doesnt go straight to sg wang from my place.Since my friend told me we had to change at least 3 buses,we took the LRT instead.Then we took the monorail to Bukit Bintang.We reached there quite early so there were very little shoppers in sg wang.Great timing.No one can fight with us for the fitting room!MUAhahahah.....zzzz....cough.So we shopped shopped and shopped.*pant pant*.After a while we got bored then we went to times square instead,to look for a gift for my friends' ahem ahem'.We sat and we walked,sat and walked ,sat and walked,till our legs started to hurt.So we went back to sg wang..Unfortunately it started to rain so we ended up getting wet abit.Darn!Why must rain now?ISh!!!Then we rounded sg wang ......again for the second time and decided to get a Mother's Day gift since its coming soon.After that we decided to go back.Its never nice to walk with your feet feeling so numb and your money flying out of the wallet just like that.Temptation...is...hard..to....arrgghh....It is always there.
So we decided to take the same route we took to come.OH my...When I saw the long line at the monorail counter,my heart melted(like ice cream cake.LOL!).Wrong timing.Office work is over.Everyone is rushing to get home.NOOOO!!!OK,whatever.So we decided to try to take a cab to KLCC.Unfortunately we wasted out time waiting for the taxi.None of the cab driver wanted to go to KLCC because of the massive jam!Ok..another big S.I.G.H.So we had no choice but to take the monorail.
In the monorail.....
It was jammed packed.I could barely breathe and the monorail was shaky so I wasn't able to balance myself.There was a man in front of me who didnt hold on to anything,I prayed that he won't fall flat and pull me down too.Well,it didn't happen.Phew!
In the dang wangi lrt station...
long long long line.But something caught our attention.There was a young man who,I think was getting frustrated because every train that stopped at this station was like a sardin tin.No one was getting out of the train.So his face was like so near the glass door,that we thought he was gonna start to kiss it,out of desperation.(lameness!).So me and my friend had nothing to do but to make fun of him.He must have fallen in love with the glass door.And we even laughed at a man who was like,admiring himself in the glass door reflection.This I must demo to you guys if I have the chance.HAHA!Guys there days...aih....Lol.Joking joking.
After a while we finally managed to squeeze into a train.Being a quite average sized girl,I was the mangsa of pushing and squeezing.Kesiannye aku.Hish....Then one lady with a stupid..dont know what...stupid soup book...what soup for the soul....whatever...She pushed me when I wanted to get into the train,and I was like gonna get pushed out of the train door.Thank goodness the train door didn't close.She needs to drink some soup,lady!!
Oh gosh....Its never nice to be in the train when its packed.Why?Because it always smells awful(not to say that I smell like pefume all the time).But it is..unbearable.And a tall man was like standing beside me with his hands on top,holding the grill..and his armpit...is like..right on top of me!!!!OH MAN!He needs to put on some deodorant.I was gasping for air all the time.When I got off the train,it was such a relief!*swt...*..
We took the rapid kl bus back to our taman.The bus driver was another crazy fellow.He drives at 100kmj at every corner.zzzzz..........Doesn't people driver any slower these days?Then I had to walk back home in the slight drizzle of the rain.It was a nice feeling though,feeling wet.Then had dinner and washed up.And sat down staring at my ugly fish in the aquarium.All they do is swim and eat.What a boring life!
Then at 10 something,I suddenly received a message from a friend whom I never go yum cha with,asking me to yum cha with him and another friend.Well,I was suprised but what the crap,I'm bored here.I wanna get out of this house for a moment.So off I went.As I was walking out of my gate,following behind my friend,someone sudddenly suprised me.I was numb for a moment,I turn my back...and said to myself"Am I dreaming??No,this can't be..OKOK.Let me turn back.OMG!WTC!!I'm really not dreaming!!"This fella wasn't supose to be here at this particular time.This person was suppose to be somewhere else.Whos that?I am not gonna tell you,cos it's a surprise.*giggles*.So we went yum char.Man,how blur can I be..How was I not to guess this person was here now...LOL!"....I'm high,super high.I think I need to sleep now!I just can't believe it!!

In the highest and wackiest state,signing off,
Miss LiLI

Lauzy

Today was the 3d lesson for my driving.AIH!!!Kesian aku.My car died-ded so many times..Until I lost count of the number of times it actually died.LOL!Before parking also died.After parking also died.In the parking slot also died.ISH!Geramness!!!!!!!!Aih.Naik bukit pulak,the car tayar is either not in the yellow box or over the yellow box.What is wrong with me today??That day when I 1st started,I was like almost 'keng'(*cough cough*)When i mean 'keng' it means the car never died,and the car tayar was in the yellow box everytime I naik the bukit.Today me=very very char.Feng shui not good is it??Hahaha..no no,I don't believe in those stuff.Maybe today my kaki very 'suey' because everytime I release the clutch too fast.Darn!Ahyooo..like that howla to pass the Jpj test...sweat sweat.....Looks like on the test day I must pray very veryyyyyyyy hard man!Maybe make the jpj fella's mata buta or remove the keganasan from the jpj fella.See me only become so baik hati!HAHAHAH!OK...that will never happen.ISH.Tomorrow lagi stress.I have another two hours of lesson tomorrow then another two hours will be my pre-test.Four hours in a row.I hope the car don't die again.I must be at least almost perfect for the pre-test.Everytime the engine mati I will go"ALAMAK!..OPS OPS!" and my instructur will be like"takpe takpe...jaga kaki kau!"I must jaga so many things weh..jaga kaki,jaga stering,jaga cermin,jaga gear.Like that I must jaga my otak also.LOL!Well,anyway,it takes time to learn.Harap-harap I can pass without mistakes.Sighs...Thats all for now.I needed to lepaskan some stress after the car mati so many times.Hampanye aku..

Signing off,Miss Lili.

Sem 1,Gone!

Yaaaay!Today is the,the happiest day of..erm...my 1st sem..lol!Aku sudah habis semester 1...besarnye aku!*swt*.....1st sem sudah habis,gone,kau tim,lesap,terhapus,finished..(hmm..I don't know the ahnehneh versionleh..LOL!)Hhhmmm...time flies drastically,faster than the wind,faster than the fastest jet-plane,faster than the bullet train..(okok,that's enough.)Indeed time goes by very fast.It feels like 1 week,when it's actually only one month.Hmm...Can you believe it?Its actually going to be the middle of the year in one months time.Wow!!*checks calendar*Before you know it,it's already the end of the year.Another year gone,just like that.Accomplished anything??*looks left,looks right*...Maybe no.
Semester exam was okay I guess(mark my words'i guess')...Well at least the last paper,I could answer it and finish it a few minutes earlier.The other papers were..In between hard and easy.Ahya,but so suey man.During the last paper today,I experience some natural processes that I should not experience during an exam.I was almost late for the paper.The moment I sat down on the chair.......nature's calling!Darn!And it's like the 'big' nature's calling.Giler weh..So I had to tahan for like 2 hours.*swt swt*Next time,remember to go to the toilet before an exam,even if you don't have the urgency to use it.
After the exam was done.........MERDEKAAAAA!For 3 weeks,then sem2 starts.Then went to church for meeting with pastor.I missed ISCA meeting this week again.Then after that,went for yum cha session with chengz,ahma,and rachew.Its been a long time since we berborak.So as usual we all naik giler when ejeking ahma with 'someone'.Then we talked about the badminton thomas cup,where Malaysia lost again(as usual..lol.So sarcastic.)We didn't manage to stay long because we left for servise after that.
At night,I spended my time playing The Sims.Destroying the houses and making the sims sick=fun!Then I onlined and chatted with my four crazy fellows again>chengz,ahma and rachew.My online sessions is always great when four of us are online,together in a chatboxz.HAHa!As usual,we will be ejeking ahma and talking crap all the way.And ending up with stomach aches because of those extra laughing hormones.Then because of the rainy weather,chengz and rach kept signing in and out.We thought they merajuk because of the ejekings.Lol!

Okie dokie.Times up.Tomorrow=driving lessons.Another day in the hot car,the best place to bath in sweat.
Signing off,Miss LiLi*

The Toilet Bowl Story

HAhahaha!The funniest thing happened in my toilet a few days ago.I was happily enjoying my shower,cool shower.Having a cool shower on a hot day memang'soong' weh..aahhaa..Anywayz,back to the story...As I was bathing,a cockcroach suddenly appeared from no where.Yoh!I memang phobia when see cockroach weh...*yuck!So when I saw the croach,I terkejut and ........HAHAHHA!I put down the jamban cover and climb on top of it!!!!!!!!Sambil terjerit-jerit!HAHHAHAH!Omg......dungu me!*blush blush*....swt!swt!Somemore the jamban cover was like..so..plastic and unstable.HAHAHAH...........So sambil memanjat the jamban cover,I took my towel and open the door and jump out of the toilet..yikes!HAHAHAH....funny weh.....LOL!Then I sprayed the ugly fugly croach!Muahahah!So now You can see how much i don't like croach(especially if the on'e that can fly...ew!)So don't come scaring me with one!



Scare me with this,I don't mind.Lol!Signing off,Miss Lili.

Call me "Cikgu!"??*Faints...LoL~

Friday,28 April
It is 5PM.Semester exam starts tomorrow(Exam on Saturday.How perfect^_^*...sweat!)I am sitting on the dining table with my statistics book.Sighs.I hate stats..One of the most boring subjects.Well,if you enjoy doing add maths statistics,you would most pobably enjoy this.
Its is 5.30PM.*beep beep*..Ok..yesssss!At last someones messages me on such a boring moment..*reads message*...seconds later..*Burst out in laughter*..HAHAHAHAHA!WHAT?..*Goes to the kitchen ,where my mom was*..hei hei..mom..someone want me to teach him business statistics!!!OMg..Me?Teach?Business stat??pls...I dislike that subject so much and someone comes running after me out of the blues to ask me a favour..teach!And guess what??He is my SENIOR!!!!!!!!!*smacks keyboard*..Lol..This is just my 1st sem exam and a senior comes running after me..I can't imagine myself teaching a senior..Furthermore I don't even know him that well and...and..and he is my friend's boyfriend!!(what??).Don't worry.Nothing happen ok!~ish...Well I didn't wanna teach him because I thought maybe I might end up teaching him the wrong thing,but he was like begging me with his..oochi mushi guushi words*eee..shivers*Super geli-fied words..So I didn't have a choice..So I agreed anyway.

Saturday,29 April
Morning blues..I hate to wake up from my lovely dreamland.LAlaala...zzzz....Alamak.Have to teach senior..doink..Howla..must cikgu koh prepare lesson?HAHHA..no needla.If I don't know,sorry himla.Not my fault.Who ask him to ask junior.Lol!
12PM.Goes to library to meet my anak murid.Today terlupa library closes at 12++..Haha!And i reach there at 12 something(So smart right..*shakes head*)So we ended up going to the study room above the canteen.Ok..then my sesi pembelajaran bermula.HAHAHHA!Man!You should see him when I was teaching.Blur case...I didn't know what I was talking about.I was even confused most of the time.."huh?eh eh.,nola...wait..not like this..eh..yesyes,like this.I think so la..hmm...Wait ar,I sms my friend and ask her"..haaahaaaaahaaaaaa.This cikgu so "pandai" hoh??Lol!He was like "uh..uh..You sure boh?okokla...I understand jor..No need mahh fann you.."..hmm.I don't think he understood,neither did I~tsk tsk tsk~...Never ever teach your senior.Hah!
1.50PM.Exam starts at 2pm.Now waiting at the hall.Yay!Guess what?We can choose anywhere we want to sit.Good good!Haih...I hope my senior can pass this time.If I so semangat teach him,then he fail again....*speechless*..All the best!For him..and me...

Okok...So thats itla.I'm never gonna teach anyone anymore.Unless it's a different subject,I don't mind.But not stats..NO!This Cikgu Koh banyak lausy...(^_^)*..HURm...Times up.Exam finishes on 6th May.After that holidayyyyyy!!!!!!!So Terima kasi cikgu for now.Till the next class..Haha!And someone please come and find me.I wanna lepak when exam finishes!


Tanda tangan#Cikgu Koh(yang tidak tahu mengajar.Cikgu buruk.)#

ChOc-Ah-lAtTe

Ooh crap...I'm gonna be fat..Hahah..yes!I have been indulging with chocolates this few days.AAHHHH!!!Yes,I know you saw the word 'chocolate'.*winkwink*.My parents came back from Langkawai a few days ago.Langkawi,the island which is tax free(well,minus wine,if you buy back more than the specified litres) .This is the best place to buy chocolate and wine..muahaah!Well,if you are a fan of chocolates let me recommend some mouth watering chocolate brand(you better eat before reading this.I don't wanna make you drool all over..heeeheee.).

1.After Eight(chocolate thins,dark chocolate+mint)
2.Hershey's Nuggets(extra creamy toffee+almond)....*drools*
3.Cadbury Jamaican(rum+raisin)...ohlala!This is the best!The rum makes it even better!Unfortunately,you can't find this here.Unless you wanna go all the way to Langkawi.*slaps forehead*
4.Andes(all of the flavours are nice.Mostly Mint.)

Today I had chocolate afternoon,evening and night.Haha!Plus almond choc cake coated with caramel from Ikea.Plus wine.Plus some kind of durian thingy from bentong(something like ice-cream I guess).Plus chocolate milk(low fat,okay!)...Last but not least....rice biscuit(at least this one is not made from chocolate).
AHAHA!Chocolate just makes me happy.Thats why I wanted to blog about it!Yippee!!!Sorry if i made anyone hungry or drool around the computer screen..heeheeee..*evil look*

Signing off***Miss Lili,on the way to chocolatelateland.

Those Were The Days.....

When I was a kid.....
my hair was brown in colour.People thought I was mix chinese+orang putih.
Now.....
People ask whether i dye my hair instead.

When I was a kid.....
the aunties in chuch use to call me 'princess'.
Now....
I still have lotsa nicknames like 'ah lian','lilin','kohkohcrunch','lolipopkohkoh', 'ahnehneh'and of course 'lili'.

When I was a kid.....
I was quite a bad student.Well,I'm not gonna tell you how bad anyway *sticks out tongue*..Trust me.When you see the my report card,your eye ball might just pop out.Haha!
Now....
I'm neither the best nor the worst student.Hehehe!

When I was a kid....
People just love to pinch and pull my cheek...*ouch!!*
Now....
I'm still the mangsa.....*sigh...

When I was a kid....
Fighting with my 2nd brother was like a daily routine,especially fighting for the car front seat.*sweat*....I'm the loser most of the time.
Now....
We still bully each other like cats and dogs.I still remain the loser,sometimes.Hahaa!

When I was a kid....
I love pulling my dog's fur like some 'budak ganas' wanting to make the dog bald.LoL!I use to treat the dog like a horse by sitting on it's back.Yehhaa......Horsey!!And my doggy never ever bit me before...Wow,dogs are soo understanding!Haha!
p/s:Never let your kids do this in the future,please..!
Now....
I still love dogs.They are man's best friend.I dont's pull dogs fur anymore,or sit on them.If I do I think they will probably end up like pancake.LOL!

When I was a kid....
I use to go to the playground behind my house and climb up a tree.There was a wood plank up that tree.So me and my friend would sit on that plank and shout like 'orang gila' from that tree untill our own ears were ringing.Crazy people..
Now....
I only climb up the stairs and hilly road in college.Shouting is a....no no...

When I was a kid....
There was a hole in my neighbour's fence.Me,being the jakun kid, would climp up the wall and go through that hole to my neighbour's house to play.After passing that holly fence,I would jump down from the wall to my neighbour's backyard.Haha!Shortcut to my neighbour's house!
p/s:There were red ants all over that fence and wall!Man,I was such a monkey....
Now....
There are no fencing.Most of rhe houses are attached together.Sigh...But it would be an ambarassing thing to do>climb over the neighbour's house grill?Nono!I can't imagine myself doing that.Haha!*smacks forehead*

When I was a kid....
I use to love sleeping with my butt up and face flat on the pillow.Hmmm...How did I manage to breathe?*wonders*...No idea!(^_^)*
Now....
I don't have any weird sleeping habits,but sometimes I end up at the oppsite side of the bed the next morning.Must be a 180degress turn!!Haha~

When I was a kid....
I was scared to go near the seaside.I hated the waves and sea water.Whenever I go to the beach,I always make sure i don't go near the water.
Now....
Love the beach!Best place to hang out,whether you are happy or sad=)